my-twisted-fantasie:

heyh8r:

r3gicid3:

inmyboxershalfstonedd:

autumnseeds:

Anxiety (2013)

Oh… well, thank you tumblr for making me realise I might actually have a slight anxiety issue… because this totally explains me.

I’m so glad I’m not this bad about it anymore. Balls.

Describes me haha fml

(via

TumbleOn)

jewassicpark:

“pass me a joint”

i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend 

thewaywardfox:

protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”

smelly-kat:

things I can’t imagine

• someone having a crush on me
• someone randomly seeing me and thinking ‘wow she’s cute’
• someone getting happy because I messaged them first
• someone thinking about me, in general
• someone wondering how I am
• someone finding me attractive
• someone doing something to try and impress me
• someone asking their friend on what to say to me 
• someone wanting to get to know me

recorrupted:

vegasmo:

The only kind of marks you should ever leave on a dog.

I’ve reblogged this photo so many times & that’s my favorite comment on a photo in the history of the world.

heart:

i would rather hold you than have sex with you, but that’s the thing. that’s the problem. my relationships don’t revolve around sex, but everyone else’s do.